What Makes Us Different?

🚫Not your grandma's cookies - unless your grandma is a straight up legend.

🔥Big AF flavors that punch you in the taste buds.

🍪Freshly baked, never basic.

Restock for the Revolution!

Attention, cookie rebels!

We take replenishing our arsenal seriously, so lets get one thing straight: we're a rebel bakery, and we do things on our own terms.

ORDERS ARE ONLY ACCEPTED SATURDAYS 10am - SUNDAYS 2pm CST.

That's right, rebels! You've got a 28 hour window to stock up.

Don't even think about trying to sneak in an order outside of these hours. Our system is fortified with top-grade security, and we won't tolerate any attempts to disrupt our schedule.

So, mark your calendars, set your alarms, and get ready to join the cookie revolution!

SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD!

The Lineup

Pick Your Poison...

Soft in the middle, crispy on the edges, & loaded with attitude.

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The Cookie Rebellion

We're on a mission to shake things up and give you the power to create your own cookie masterpiece to gift or for your next event. Submit an order inquiry to receive more information for your custom order (2 dozen minimum). Choose from a variety of flavors or suggest your own to disrupt the status quo and let your guests indulge in something truly epic.

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